SMG4: Meggy’s Bootcamp

Boopkins: No, no, nope, no. Oh man, what am I gonna wear to the movies tonight?(idk boopkins) Merch Fairy: Hello there Boopkins: *Boopkins dies* Merch Fairy: Trying to find a smexy shirt? Then the Merch Fairy is here to help! Because season two of our merchandise officially launched on the SMG4 store! We have many new designs in store for season 2. Like the cute Tari shirt! Or the SMG4 comic shirt? Rendered in manga style! Or the updated season 2 t-shirt with Japanese cherry blossoms and fresh memes. We even have this limited edition gold print version. Oh so sexy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Boopkins: Heeeey, thats pretty good! Merch Fairy: All of these are now available at! Boopkins: Ah! Merch Fairy: Now go Boopkins with the blessings of the Merch Fairy!!! Boopkins: ₒₖₐᵧ *March music* Luigi: *cries* Tari: Luigi… Excuse me. Sorry. Mario: Mama mia! Dakipatakoratarukutu! Lets-a go! Luigi! Luigi: *girl scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *randos die* OOOOOHOHOHO! (Sheldon abuse)
OOOOOHOHOHO! (Sheldon abuse) Mario: yéééëh ₒₖ Mario: Oohohoho! OOhohohoh! unh La la la hmm hmm hmm! m i s s e d m i s s e dm i s s e d m i s s e d *ding* mm hmm~ Luigi: *PANIC* Oooohohohohh… :'( Tari: uhh… umm… *ricochet* *Ded* Mario: NICE SHOT! Tari: Hehe, sorry, excuse me… ₕₑₕₑ, ummm Tari: Ahh! Mario: MAMAF***ER! Luigi: oho Luigi: Mama mia… Lets-a go. OH! I DID IT! I DID IT! Woomy *suprise biatch* Luigi: OHOHOOH (You are dead, not big surprise) Tari: Um… BRING ME DAT ASS! Tari: *crying* (You see that? Tari’s clearing the first half without even trying!)
Tari: *crying & rolling* Tari: Wow! Woohoo! Tari: Huh? Cheep Chomp: hay angel! u da sexi! Tari: Ahh! Cheep Chomp (x99.9): HAY ANGEL! U DA SEXI ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ñom nñom omñ Ye-heh boi Mario: Aoowwww nooo! (Here it comes… The music…) ä (Look at him go!) Meggy: Ah! Mario: WEEHEE! *KABOOM!* Meggy: AHHH- *More meggy abuse* ded. Lets-a go! Tari: Meggy… *Sudden realization* Mario: Hmm? Mario: Oh no! Wait! Mmm…… Mario: Oh… Oi-Yuh. Mario: C’mon! Mario: Okey-dokey, what’s wrong with you? dis sad Mario: Dakipatokaputurutu! Ooooh! *Sad look* )’: Oh…? *more quiet sobbing ): * this is so sad……Lik if u cri everytime Meggy: *Cries* (Fuzzy: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D: MEGGY NUUU) *pokey poke* Mario: hmm. *sigh* (MARIO’S GIVING UP SPAGHETTI?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH) Oh yeah! Mm-hmm! Meggy: *Cute Laugh :3* Tari: Meggy! Keep going!!! Luigi: *laughs* Tari: Meggy… sorry *giggles* Luigi: Oh, yeah, mama mia! Okey-dokey. Oh yeah! Mario! Spaghetti! Mario: 𝔻 𝕆 ℕ ‘ 𝕋 𝕋 𝕆 𝕌 ℂ ℍ Luigi and Tari: aooooowwww… just Tari: You can do it! Mario: Ha-ha! Eii, u veri gud-a! Luigi I fight for my friends. *Happy cheering* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Tari: Okie dokie! Luigi: Okie-dokie! Mario: OKie DOKie! Mario numba 1! Tari: Uhh… Luigi: oh yeah! Tari: uhh… I don’t know… You can do it! *click* I did it! I DED IT! EI DOD IT! AY DED OT! AI DEDDET! Tari: Aha! *ricochet* *ding* eyy Thats-a pretty good! (Luigi get outta there i feel you’re gonna die) *WEEGEE PAIN* (I told you weegee) Mario: No problem! Da-dada-daa! Here i go! 🎵 Go-go-go weegee! 🎵 🎵 Go weegee! 🎵 🎵 Gow-goe- 🎵 🎵 gowigi! 🎵 🎵 Weegee weegee wigi go go! 🎵 🎵 O ye! o ye! 🎵 🎵 Go Go weegee! 🎵 🎵 Luigi!! 🎵 🎵 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 🎵 Mario: Ahh! Mama-mia! I gotcha! *Spooked Luigi and Tari* oh poop. Mario: Are you ready to die? Dalek Mario: EXTERMINATE Mario: Come heeeere fishy fishy! *Land like a Baws* Quik maffs Boing! You are dead. *Suprised Inkling sound*
(Not big suprize.) * A B U S E * Mario: Oh yeah! Mario: Blup blup blup (noted.) *Luigi laugh* Tari: Yay! Mario’s gonna kil som b****s! WAAAAAAAAAH! Luigi: WAH!? Tari: OAH!? Meggy: Mi?! Mario: fak u Tari: Merry? Uh… I don’t know… Meggy: Nobody cares! (Oooooh) Luigi: why r u so mean to me (us) )’: Mario: Hmm? kids gon’ die Tonight>:) YATATATATATATATA YATA Tari & Meggy: WAAAAAAAAH! Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *more Sheldon abuse* ! Desti: veemo! Buh bye~ Oh s***! Octoshit *high pitched squid voice* more octoshit Mario: Hmm! no!>:( Imma gonna get u! Watch out! Come here b****s! *grunts* (shet) doh ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa Mario: oh My head… holy squid Tari: oh no! awwww Mario: YEAH! Mario love big ol ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

100 thoughts on “SMG4: Meggy’s Bootcamp

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  2. I feel "Holy Jesus. What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" should have been used more… Or Megan should have had Three up on her arms

  3. makes sense why meggy + mario , reasons why: 1, both have same letters in the first letter, 2, mario gave up his spaghet 3, idk

  4. As soon as Mario slammed into the tower Meggy was on, at like 4:20, their was an ad and it said "Gorilla Glue, for the toughest jobs on planet Earth." The timing was perfect

  5. "HELLLPP MEEEE", (Heavy's voice)

    Does anyone know what episode it was when Meggy and Mario first sat on that very rooftop?


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