Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored


– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN,
IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW.
I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE,
THAT’S THE THING WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN. WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY.
WE CAN’T JUST BE OUT LIKE– – EXACTLY. – HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE,
I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN. THE RESTAURANT’S
BACK THAT WAY. – NAH, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. – WHAT, YOU GOING
TO GET SOME WEED? – [laughs]
NO. – YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,
HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I KNOW THE SPOT. – HOLD ON.
– ALL RIGHT. – THERE HE IS. BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL! – AWW, (BLEEP),
IT’S WAYNE BRADY, SON! [gunfire] – OH! OH! WHAT THE (BLEEP) YOU DOING? – RIVERSIDE, MOTHA(BLEEP)! – GODDAMN! – [cackles] – WHAT THE (BLEEP)
ARE YOU DOING? – DAVE, CALM DOWN. – WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?
YOU JUST– – DAVE, RELAX.
– YOU JUST SHOT PEOPLE, WAYNE! – DAVE, DAVE.
– THOSE WERE PEOPLE YOU SHOT! GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOT
A DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGA. YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
DOIN’ (BLEEP) LIKE THIS. – DAVE, YOU MAKING ME NERVOUS. YOU MAKING ME THINK
THAT YOU GONNA SNITCH. NOW, YOU’RE NOT GONNA
SNITCH, RIGHT? – NO, MAN, COME ON, NOW,
I AIN’T NO SNITCH. – NOW, YOU SURE
YOU’RE NOT GONNA SNITCH? – IT’S ME, NIGGA,
IT’S DAVE, BABY. – MOTHER(BLEEP),
YOU GONNA SNITCH ON ME? – YO, NIGGA, COME ON.
IT’S ME, IT’S DAVE. WE BLACK ACTORS, MAN,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER. WE BLACK ACTORS.
I AIN’T GONNA SNITCH ON YOU. COME ON, IT’S ME, BABY.
IT’S DAVE. IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE.
IT’S YOUR BOY. – OKAY.
SORRY, MAN. – I GOT TO GET
SOME MONEY, MAN. I GOT TO GO TO THE ATM.
I DON’T HAVE NO MONEY. – I’LL GET SOME MONEY. ALL RIGHT,
RIGHT HERE. – WHERE’S THE ATM AT? – WE AT IT. HEY! [car horn plays
“La Cucaracha”] – HEY, DADDY. – HOES, DAVE. DAVE, HOES. – GOOD EVENING, BITCHES. – WE DID GOOD TONIGHT. – THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. THAT’S–
OH, THAT’S NICE. HEY, BABY! THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
MORE POWER TO ME. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BABY. OH–OH, RAQUEL,
WHAT’S THIS? MR. FRANKLIN’S LONELY. HE’S–
THERE’S ONLY– – SORRY, DADDY. – WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
“SORRY, DADDY?” WHAT THE HELL DID– IS WAYNE BRADY
GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? I’M GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT
OF THIS CAR AND CHOKE– I’M NOT VIOLENT.
I TRY NOT TO BE. I’M A–
YOU KNOW WHAT? – WAYNE, COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, WAYNE. – NO, NO, NO, I’M GONNA
GET OUTTA THIS CAR RIGHT NOW. – COME ON, WILL YOU PLEASE–
PLEASE, MAN? COME ON, JUST–
JUST LET IT SLIDE. – [exhales] YOU BETTER THANK
DAVE CHAPPELLE. GO AHEAD. – THANK YOU, DAVE,
AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW. – RUN, BITCH!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP! I’M JUST PLAYING AROUND.
YOU KNOW.

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

  1. I watched this skit 100's of times and just noticed they bleep out when wayne says the N word but not when Chappell says it

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  3. Says Uncensored
    Still has the bleeps
    Fix this, along with the crap audio quality ducking up and down in volume in parts and changing in quality…and this isn't the full thing, so lie #2.

  4. Is this the same black asshole who condemned Louie Ck and Chris Rock for using the N word? Yeah it is. Wayne is hypocrite loser game show host. Nothing more.

  5. Chappelle's Show was so funny it caused a split in the time-space continuum, which then dropped a pack of brainless pansi's into our laps, who go on the internet and say Dave Chappelle changed.

  6. Wayne: Dave , hoes… Hoes, Dave "

    Dave: Evening Bitches

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  7. After watching Wayne threaten Dave reminds me of when Barry Berkman has to kill his friend and former marine Chris. Damn that’s a tough scene to wAtch.

  8. The irony of this entire upload is that it's labeled as uncensored (if only partially) and a bunch of sissies in the comments are censoring themselves.

  9. Wayne Brady did an excellent job in this skit man, the look he had when he thought Dave was gonna snitch was absolutely terrifying. He could have been right at home in Goodfellas or The Godfather with that stare.

  10. "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch"…. One of the funniest things ever said on TV. The Chappelle Show is/was the best show on TV, it's sorely missed.

  11. I wasn't feeling this show much until I saw this sketch.
    Still this is one of a few classic masterpiece sketches that came off of this show.

  12. Min 1:15–1:22 had me dying! πŸ˜‚ Wayne Brady’s mad face is so convincing idk how he didn’t laugh at Dave’s reaction haha!

  13. GtaV paid homage to the drive by scene. I shot a lot of people and the held on to a fence or something tbe same way lol

  14. When did comments become the place where idiots quote lines in the videos? And then…….and then……10k other idiots hit the like button…..they support it? Its just weird.

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